There is a common joke amongst the people of Haiti that sums up how Haitians are amongst themselves:
A man comes into town and offers to grant a group of two Americans, two Frenchmen and Two Haitians anything they want. The only stipulation was whatever the first of each pair asked for, the second would get double. With this in mind one individual from each group proceeded to make their request.
The American: “I want to be a million air. The man granting the wish said fine you are a millionaire and your buddy has two, and both walked away ecstatic.
The Frenchman said, “I want the nicest mansion in town.” So again, the man said no problem and your buddy gets a house that’s twice the size but both will be world-class, and both walked away happy.
The Haitian man walked up and says “Poke my eye” leaving his counterpart blind.
You will fail to see the humor in this unless you have had some exposure to Haiti. The people here are incredibly friendly, generous, outgoing and outwardly peaceful, but amongst themselves they can be a bit competitive and selfish. There is a remarkable difference between how they treat foreigners and how they treat each other.
This is not to say at all, that all Haitian people are self-centered and don’t care for their fellow-countryman but it is a bit of a dog eat dog culture, not surprisingly so given the state of the economy, dismal living conditions, and outright poverty. It’s a struggle to always look out for number one on a day-to-day basis, which extends to the family and not much further.

Haiti public market
In my limited experience and time here this cultural element could be a key factor in preventing the population from uniting to take charge for themselves to better their circumstances.
This is probably not the most sensitive post in light of the situation. The positive attributes of this culture are truly awe-inspiring. The people are so incredibly resilient, and jubilant despite all of the endless hardships they are confronted with. From a seemingly endless slew of natural disasters to insurmountable poverty, they keep their heads up and keep on living when many others would simply give up.
In light of the current situation it is important to laugh, and the Haitian people are doing just that. And it’s still a hilarious joke that had me doubled over this morning on the way to look at installing a chlorine injection pump at the Don Bosco IDP camp Hope For Haiti continues to support.
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